The Great Seat


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A man won a ticket to the Super Bowl, but when he got
there, he was very disappointed. He was on the far
left, at the back. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp
than he was to the field, but halfway through the first
quarter he spotted the best seat in the house. He
went over to the empty seat and said to the guy sitting
beside it, "Is anyone sitting here?" "No.", the guy
replied. So the man sat down, and about 30 minutes
later, he couldn't resist saying, "Man! This is an awesome
seat! Whoever gave it up must be CRAZY!" The guy sitting
next to him replied, "Well, actually, that was supposed
to be my wife's seat, but she died." The man, feeling
like shit said, "Oh, that's awful, but couldn't you
have asked a relative to come with you?" "No", said
the guy. The man was confused, and asked, "Why not?"
The guy replied, "They're all at the funeral."





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