Fun Vacation

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A very wealthy lawyer retreated for several weeks each year to his
summer home in the backwoods of Maine. Every summer, he would invite
one friend or another to stay with him there for a week or two.

One summer he invited a Czechoslovakian friend to visit him. The
friend, happy to get anything free from a lawyer, eagerly agreed. When
the time came, they spent a wonderful time, getting up early every
morning and enjoying the great outdoors. One morning, as the lawyer
and his Czechoslovakian friend were picking raspberries and
blueberries for their breakfast, they were approached by two huge
bears--a male and a female. The lawyer noticed them in time to run for

His friend, however, was not so lucky. The male bear reached him and
swallowed him whole. Seeing this, the lawyer ran back to his Mercedes
and raced for the nearest town to get the local sheriff.

The sheriff grabbed his high-powered rifle and raced back to the berry
area with the lawyer. All the while, he was plagued by visions of
lawsuit from his friend's family. He just had to save his friend.
Luckily, the bears were still there.

"He's in THAT one!" cried the lawyer, pointing to the male.

The sheriff looked at the bears, leveled his gun, took careful aim,
and shot the female.

"What did you do that for?!" exclaimed the lawyer, "I said he was in
the other bear!"

"Exactly," replied the sheriff. "Would YOU believe a lawyer who told
you that the Czech was in the male?"

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