Guts


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The heads of the four armed services were sitting around bragging about
which group had more guts. They decided to put it to a test.

First they went into the field where Army tank crews were in training. The
Army General got on the radio and told one of the Privates to jump under a
moving tank. He did and he died. The General said, "Now that guy had
guts."

The Air Force General insisted that was nonsense so they went to where
pilots were doing bombing target tests. The General got on the radio and
directed one of the pilots to crash his plane. He did and he died. The
Air Force General said, "Now that guy had guts."

The Marine General claimed that was foolish. So next they all went to a
Marine shooting range. He directed one of the Marines to jump in front of
one of the targets. He got shot and died. The Marine General said, "Now
that guy had guts."

Finally, the Navy Admiral said that they hadn't seen anything yet. They
went to a carrier that was in port and a sailor was at the top of the mast
working on the radar systems. The Admiral shouted up for the sailor to
jump.

Shocked the sailor said, "What!"

The Admiral repeated himself.

Flipping the bird, the sailor shouted back, "SCREW YOU!"

"See. Now THAT guy has guts!" replied the smug Admiral.






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