The Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker
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The Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker Is a Computer Hacker
10: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for
$20,000.
9: He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years
running.
8: When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
7: Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6: Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5: Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net".
4: Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3: His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among
turn-ons.
2: For his welcome voice on AOL, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President".
1: You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I- Don't-Give- A's-In-Computer-Science!"
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