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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.

He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make
sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your
problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most
importantly, you should satisfy his every whim sexually several
times a week."

"If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor
say?"

"You're going to die," she replied.





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