Football fan


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Some guys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is
attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips off a
board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists,
breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is strolling by sees the
incident, and rushes over to interview the man.
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts
writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the guy replies.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the
reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the guy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Cowboys fan!!!"
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck
bastard kills family pet."





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