Voices from the Past

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Clinton, distraught and contemplating his latest scandal was walking
through Washington looking for any kind of guidance. He walks up to
the Washington Monument, looks up and says, "George, you were always
wise, what should I do?"

Low and behold, a voice comes down from above and says, "Abolish the
IRS and start over."

Clinton, amazed that he is talking to the past President decides to
try it again. He walks to the Jefferson Memorial and utters the same
request. "Thomas, you never had these kind of problems, what can I do
to rally people behind me?"

Again a booming voice from above answers, "Welfare, it's not working,
abolish it and start over."

After hearing this Clinton is so excited he decides to go to all the
historic sites for guidance, so he continues on to the Lincoln

"Abe, I need your help, people are losing confidence in me and they no
longer trust me what should I do?"

After a substantial pause Abe responds, "Take the day off and go to
the theater."

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