Politics - American Style

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* So many of our politicians want to be known as miracle workers --
it IS a miracle when they work. But that's not entirely fair.
Most do put in a good day's work -- every week.
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* And look at Clinton, personally responsible for a resurgence of
religion in America. Never has the phrase, "Oh my Dear God !!!"
been heard from so many, and so often, since he took office.
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* And y'all wonder how these guys get caught in so many scandals ?
Hell, haven't you ever heard the expression 'exercise discretion' ?
Politicians think it involves some kind of physical effort.
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* For those not in the US, we can watch a lot of the proceedings on
TV now. In fact, that's how I stay so slim. I tune in often and
just let my flesh crawl.
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* As for all these campaign contribution charges and counter-charges,
it just proves once again that the United States currently has the
very best President and Vice-President that money can buy.
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* People outside the US often wonder how you become a Republican.
Well, two ways generally, most are because their Fathers were before
them; others are because their Fathers were Democrats.
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* Congress polices itself though. One representative banked five
times his salary in just two years. He's currently being
investigated to see what in the world took him so long.

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