Mate vs Engineers


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When Choosing A Mate,
Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers

DOCTORS
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Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't expect your
relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run off with
some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is
pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to
do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard
enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman in
his profession.

LAWYER
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Do you seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who
gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer
spouse. He doesn't have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An
additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you
will get nothing.

SALESMAN
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See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade
shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy
individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on
the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will
keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home
to you.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION
WORKER, ETC.
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Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled
with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak.
The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his
eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually
has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older,
since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you,
because the memory will still be sharp, and you ask "Honey, were you
looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to say that he didn't even see
her.

TEACHER
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The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be
surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in
jail soon, and then you'll have to look for another man.





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