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I'd love to but...

I want to spend more time with my blender.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
I'm building a pig from a kit.
I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
There's a disturbance in the Force.
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
My plot to take over the world is thickening. I have to fulfill
my potential. It's too close to the turn of the century. I have
some real hard words to look up in the dictionary. I changed the
lock on my door and now I can't get out. I'm uncomfortable when
I'm alone or with others. I promised to help a friend fold road
maps. I'm trying to be less popular. I have to study for a blood
test. I have to rotate my crops. I prefer to remain an enigma.
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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