Swimming with Alligators

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Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them
in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful
daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and
during the party he announces, "My dear guests...I have a proposition to
every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man
who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large
SPLASH!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could...the
crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking. Finally, he made it to the
other side unharmed. The millionaire was impressed. He said, "My boy
that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I
must keep my end of the bargain...which do you want, my daughter or the
million dollars?"

The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your
daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water !

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