Seaman & the Pirate


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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to
tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that
the pirate has a peg-leg, hook and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was
swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men
were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy
ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One
of the enemies cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the
eye patch"?

"I was on deck one day and looked up at the beautiful blue sky and a
seagull shit from up above and it landed in my eye", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to seagull shit ??" the sailor
asked incredulously.

"Well..." said the pirate, "..it was my first day with
the hook."





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