All I want is...
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When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big tits. In high
school, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl. In college, I dated a passionate
girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she
cried all the time. So I decided I needed a girl with some
stability. I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She never
got excited about anything. So I decided I needed a girl with some
excitement. I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some
ambition. After college, I found an ambitious girl and married
her. She was so ambitious, she divorced me and took everything I
owned. Now all I want is a girl with big tits.