Chick in the Movies

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An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken
on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants
to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken,
of course!" The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the
theater, so he goes around the corner, and stuffs the chicken into his
pants. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside
the theater, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so
the man unzips his pants so the chicken can watch the movie. Sitting
next to him is Agnes. She elbows Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this
man over here has just unzipped his pants!" Myrtle whispers back, "Oh,
don't worry about've seen one, you've seen them all." Agnes
says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my POPCORN!!"

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