Migraine Headaches


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A man went to the doctor with a long history of migraine
headaches. When the doctor did his history and physical, he discovered
that the poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for
his migraines and STILL no improvement.

"Listen," said the Doc, "I have migraines, too and the advice
I'm going to give you isn't really anything I learned in medical school,
but it's something that I've learned from my own experience.

When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak
for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I
can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I
get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is
killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost
always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come
back and see me in six weeks."

Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin, "Doc! I
took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I've had
migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped
me!"

"Well," said the physician, "I'm glad I could help."

"By the way, Doc," the patient added, "You have a REALLY nice house."







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