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A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a machine which would
transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if
they were willing to try it out, and they both agreed enthusiastically. The
doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10
percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor
to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to
20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine, so the doctor
upped the percentage to 50% and finally 100%, since the wife was obviously
benefiting from the transfer. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.

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