Hog for Sale

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There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle.He had
always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping around, answering ads
in the newspaper, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a
beautiful classic harley with a "for sale" sign on it. Upon
inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He
inquires about it with the owner: "This bike is beautiful!! I'll
take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good
shape." "Well," says the seller, "it's pretty simple, just
make sure that if the bike is outside and it's going to rain, that
you rub vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In
fact, since you're buying the bike, I won't need my tube of vaseline
anymore. Here, you can have it." and he hands the new owner an old
tube of vaseline, and he puts it in his pocket.

The guy buys the bike and off he goes, a proud and happy biker. He
takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. She's ecstatic! (being a
harley fan too). That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his
girlfriend's parents house. Since it's the first time he's going to
meet them and he figures it will make a big impression. When the couple
gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriend's arm:
"Honey," she says, "I gotta tell you something about my parents
before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the
person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes." "No
problem," he says. In they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right
smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty
dishes. In the family room, a huge stack of dishes. Piled up the
stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks there are dirty
dishes, that must have been there for years. They sit down to dinner
and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the
boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he reaches
over, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make it on the
dinner table. Of course, no one says a word. "Her mom's kinda cute,"
he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriend's mom and has his way with her
right there on the dinner table. Again no one says a word. Then,
the boy friend notices it starting to rain, he better take care of
the new motorcycle. He pulls the tube of vaseline from his pocket.
The father jumps up out of his chair and shouts:

"All right, I'll do the dishes!"

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