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Now that former pro wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura has become Governor of Minnesota, the question of the day is: what if pro wrestlers took control of the federal government?

** Congressional filibusters take place in "Texas Death" steel cage.

** During House debate, it is customary to yield to the gentleman wielding a folding chair.

** State of the Union addresses are screamed, 18 inches away from the camera.

** Past House Speakers: "This session will come to order." New House Speaker: "Get ready to R-R-R-R-R-RRUMBLE!!!"

** Supreme Court replaces traditional judiciary robes with referee uniforms.

** January 20: Inauguration Day....January 21: FDA OK's over-the-counter sale of steroids.

** Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.

** Line to body slam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

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