The young marine

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A young Marine and his commanding officer board a train headed through the
mountains of Switzerland. They can find no place to sit except for two
seats right across the aisle from a young woman (quite cute)and her
grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young Marine are interested in each because they are giving each other
"the looks." Soon, the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of the 'smack' of a kiss followed by the sound of the
'smack' of a slap. When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit
there without saying a word, all looking innocent.

The grandmother is thinking to herself, "It was very brash for that young
Marine to kiss my granddaughter, but I'm glad she slapped him."

The commanding officer is sitting there thinking, "I didn't know the young
Marine was brave enough to kiss the girl...but I sure wish she hadn't
missed him when she attempted to slap him and hit me!"

The young woman was sitting there pondering, "I'm glad the handsome Marine
kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!"

All the while the young Marine sat there with a satisfied smile on his
face. He thought to himself, "Life is good! When does a fellow have the
chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his commanding officer all at the
same time!!!"

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