The Wizard of Oz in DC


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The Wizard of Oz visits Washington DC. He sees Al Gore and asks if
there is anything he wants. "Well, sure!" says Al. "I'd like to have a
brain." "Done!" says the Wizard, and he gives the veep a brain.

Next he sees Al D'Amato, the Senator from New York, and asks if there
is anything he wants. D'Amato thinks for a second and says he would
like to have a heart. "Done!" says the Wizard, and he gives the
Senator a heart.

Finally the Wizard sees Bill Clinton and asks if there is anything the
President wants. Bill pauses, looks around for a minute and quietly
asks, "Where's Dorothy?"





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