Why God did not receive tenure
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Why God did not receive tenure.
- He had only one publication.
- And it was in Hebrew.
- And it had no references.
- And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
- And some even doubt if he wrote it himself.
- It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done/published since then?
- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
- The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat his results.
- He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
- He expelled his first two students for learning.
- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
- It's rumored that he drowned nearly the entire sample group to cover up a failed experiment!
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