Why God did not receive tenure

Why God did not receive tenure.

- He had only one publication.

- And it was in Hebrew.

- And it had no references.

- And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.

- And some even doubt if he wrote it himself.

- It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done/published since then?

- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

- The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat his results.

- He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

- He expelled his first two students for learning.

- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.

- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

- It's rumored that he drowned nearly the entire sample group to cover up a failed experiment!